Best Funny Relationship Quotes

People think of relationships as something that needs to be approached with seriousness; something that requires nothing but hard work.  While they’re not entirely wrong, it shouldn’t be the only thing you think of when you think of your relationship.  If you can’t have a little fun, then what good is it?  We’ve gathered some funny relationship quotes to remind you not to take yourself so seriously.

“Marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” – Phyllis Diller

Funny Relationship Quotes

This funny marriage quotes inspire us : Don’t base your relationships on looks, because no matter how good you look now, you will not look that good in 20 or 30 or 40 years.  We age, we sag, and we wrinkle no matter how much money you spend on anti-aging creams or Botox injections. Instead, base your relationship on communication, and simple enjoyment of each other’s company.  That will last long after your beauty or your eyesight has faded.

“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic.  You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.” – Jerry Seinfeld

Don’t let yourself fall into the trap of thinking that just because you’ve walked down the aisle and said your “I Do’s” that you are entering into your marriage with everything you will ever need to know. It’s a job and a constant work in progress. You may never be an expert in your relationships, but you can always strive to improve yourself.

“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.” – Bill Maher

Funny Relationship Quotes

Women as a general rule tend to have poor taste in men.  I’m saying this as a woman myself. We all want that bad boy, the one that we know will break our hearts and leave us crying, but we pursue them anyway, often relentlessly.  As long as we do that, we shouldn’t be allowed to complain about men.  Choose the good ones in your life, rather than reaching constantly toward the bad ones.

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck

Funny Relationship Quotes

There are no guarantees in life.  It’s a hard lesson to learn but once you have learned it, you tend to stop looking for the guarantees.  You become content with the things that you have and the time that you have to spend with them. It’s a much happier existence because you are no longer disappointed by the things you expect to find, but content with the things you have.

“It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently, or your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.” – Nick Hornby

Funny Relationship Quotes

While you can try to build a relationship on your differences, date night might be a bit problematic and road trips will be nightmarish because you will never be able to agree on a play list.  It can be fun to build a relationship like that, but don’t let you fall into the trap of spending time with someone who will try to change your tastes.


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